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Monash Agrees to 20% Government Budget Cut in Exchange For Rare Pokémon Cards

Plans for a 20% budget cut to universities have been a cause for a lot of controversy since the news leaked. Students especially have...

BROKEN NEWS: “Tinder for Comedians FINALLY Released”

Following the close of the Melbourne International Comedy Festival, the largest comedy festival in Australia, new comedians are already beginning to prepare for next...

BROKEN NEWS: Australian Greens Establish “Ethnic Cleansing” Program For Immigrants

The Greens have been showered with both praise and criticism over their new campaign to help indigenous and migrant communities in low socioeconomic areas....

Ceçi N’est Pas La Cinématographie – Introspection Through Film

In order to better organise my thoughts, I will be jotting down the happenings of my excursion to la rive droite for my interview...

BROKEN NEWS: Ben and Jerry’s Release Revenge Flavoured Ice Cream

Fans around the world have gone into a frosty frenzy over the sudden announcement of a new Ben & Jerry’s flavour. The globally loved...

BROKEN NEWS: Isis Doc Says That Women Can Become Suicide Bombers Without Their Husband’s...

A newly recruited suicide bomber from within the ISIS organisation spoke with us anonymously, feeling compelled to express her feelings and intentions on joining...

Parking Up The Wrong Tree

2016 is possibly the best time to be at Monash university as both student and staff. Never before has a University experienced such a...

BROKEN NEWS – Getting hammered just like Christ, New Easter tradition inducted into the...

Good Friday morning. St Peter’s Square overflowed with hoards of pious Catholics gathered to hear the wise words of Pope Francis. Thousands flock to...

We Just Need Some Space

Plans for a campus to be opened on the moon have been orbiting the academic board, where Monash’s high authorities have given the go-ahead...

Jamie’s Statism

I love food and drink. I grew up in Singapore, surrounded by some of the best food and drink imaginable, from every Asian culture...